Flight to Heaven!

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This is Captain Martino Nguyễn Bá-Thông speaking from the Cockpit, welcome to Flight #2019. We are prepared to take off INTO the New Year and will arrive at HEAVEN. Please make sure your Attitude and Blessings are secured and locked in an upright position.

All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time. All negativities, hurts and discouragements, gossip, anger, self-centered MUST be put away.

Should we lose Altitude under pressure, during the flight, reach up and pull down a Prayer. Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith. Once your Faith is activated and Prayer is on you can assist other passengers around you!

There will be NO (un-necessary) BAGGAGE allowed on this flight. The AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER (GOD) has cleared us for takeoff!

Seat back, relax, buckle up and enjoy your flight!  Again, this is captain Martino Nguyen – Welcome on board!

Captain Martino Nguyễn

Based out of Saint Boniface Catholic Church
Springfield, GA – USA
Diocese of Savannah!

PS: Ai dịch dùm cha ra tiếng Việt, cha cám ơn!